There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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