He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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