Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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