Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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