he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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