I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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