your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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