What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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