I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I want to be your penis for a week.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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