Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
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