new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize