If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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