I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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