Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
We have so much sex to catch up on
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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