last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
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