If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I understand Curling. That high.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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