I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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