you would pick up someone in the library
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Randomize
