NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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