This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
So squirting runs in the family.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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