I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Threesome in a minivan. New low
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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