well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Alive.
So much puke
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Randomize
