I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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