let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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