I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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