so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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