It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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