That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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