The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
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