I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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