Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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