Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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