his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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