My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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