he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
