wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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