i will never coherently bang her
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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