Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
That was an excessively violent trivia night
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Randomize
