White coat. Heels.
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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