He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I'm drive I can fine osifer
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Randomize
