Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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