Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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