508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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