I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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