Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Randomize