"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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