it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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