It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
i came on her dog
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
You almost got us killed.
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