I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
