I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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