if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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