uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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