Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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