Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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