Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
My pussy is not your playground.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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