wake up i wanna do it froggy style
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
where does the pee come out of this thing
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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