So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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