normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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